Going to Bethlehem – Some of my Favourite Posts for 2012

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Favourite

Sometimes you get dressed and go to Bethlehem to pay your taxes.

 

SMA – Hippie Haven

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Hippies

Continuing on with my Hippie Theme.

I don’t believe this man ever went to a Disco, maybe a Grateful Dead concert but I do believe not much new has happened to him since 1969.

Thank god he can come to San Miguel and blend in with all the other hippies and not seem out-of-place.

Pre San Miguel Gang Training

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San Miguel Gang Debutante

The cause of why women join gangs, starts in early childhood.  Deep inside every little girl is the root of the gang behavior – lack of  inhibition and child style when it comes to picking clothes.  This lack of  inhibition around clothing choice and the courage, to act on this inhibition, is the necessary step, to start wearing rugs and tablecloths in adult life .  Childhood is the training ground for little girl who will grow up,  move to San Miguel and join a gang. .

Sadly, at some point, most young girls start to conform and lose that inate ability to dress weird.  Until that  point comes it is interesting to pick out potential gang members before they immature.

These little girls all have the Gift.

Given time and a good marriage or divorce settlement she will emerge one day to walk the Calles of San Miguel and let that little child style out.

Telling the Truth

Some women can be cruel.  Sandra finally decided to get even with Tina for all those years Tina has been telling her she is too tall and shouldn’t wear white.

Sandra will shortly have an answer to Tina’s question “Is My Ass Too Big?”

Tina will finally know that black is really not slimming and that Sandra might have some anger issues.

Bystander or Participant

Okay who is the participant and who is the the bystander?

Are there not two parades going on here?  One on the street and one on the wall.

If these women took their tops of it would be impossible to decide where the real parade was.

Highland Honey

It is not very often that the Highland Honey comes into town but when she does, your mind wanders to heather and tartans and Edinburgh.

There is an Irish Pub – the Limerick in town but our Highland Honey is our only taste of Scotland in San Miguel. 

We sit and wait and hope that we might get a highland fling or a fling in the highland.

Whatever our Highland Honey does is fine, as it is a taste of home.