There are few men in San Miguel. Most men have been captured and are Love Slaves for female gangs or are gay and beyond control by women.

Free men in San Miguel have formed Four Gang groups based on

1. What you carry – the Briefcase and Backpack Gangs
2. What you wear on your head – the Panana Hat and Baseball Cap Gangs
3. What kind of jacket you wear – the Jean Jacket Gang
4. What you do with your hair or facial hair – the Pony Tail Gang, The Beard Gang, the Moustache Gang, the Goatee Gang

They travel in packs inside the Jardin to protect each other

Some men are members of several gangs at once

There is a surprising trend in Male gangs. The Mini Male Gangs or Psuedo Female Gang.

I know in the US that the Lions have their Lionettes and the Kinsmen the Kinettes and the Rotarians the Rotary Anns but I never expected Gangs in San Miguel to create MGM’s (mini gangs for males). Finally sensitive males in San Miguel can support their women in their careers as Gang members. Here we have a male who is in the MGM for the Rug Gang and another MGM for the Classic Gang. Today there are snickers in the Jardin but tomorrow there will be whispers.

It is hard to distinguish between straight and gay gangs as many a gang mama has found to her chagrin. She finds that none of her traditional wiles such as a power animals, promising clean underwear, or using a manlift will result in a love slave. So here is a quick primer on how to identify potential love slaves.

It’s all in the hats. One gang is gay one is straight. If you can’t tell which is which then don’t ask Liza Minelli or her mother as they couldn’t tell either.