Everyone says in Mexico,
Don’t drink the water
But much better advice is
Don’t go near the water.
And in particular don’t go near the waters of Lake Chapala.
There are stairs in Chapala that lead out of the water into the town.
Something comes up those stairs and one night at dinner, in Chapala, meters from the shoreline, appeared these former lake creatures.
They were eating the Friday Night Eat All Your Can Dinner Special oblivious to their surroundings.
They ate and when they wanted more they reverted to earlier sea creature behaviour and clapped for more.
And then, they decided to shop. Little was left afterward.
So a word of advice, don’t go near the water in Mexico.