There is no Vortex in Ajijic, just Lake Chapala. Without the Vortex, there will be no clowns. Without the Vortex there will be few artists. Without the Vortex there will be a Void.
There is a sense of aimlessness in Ajijic. People wander about without purpose with no Vortex to direct their actions. This is a recipe for disaster. Aimlessness is only a short step from homelessness. And homelessness is something Real Estate Agents fear. So the Angels of Bienes Raices in Ajijic try very hard to keep residents and Tourists busy in Ajijic with all manner of Real Estate Day Care.
Red Cross also helps to direct the aimless with a Volunteer Service – Walking With Purpose. The Aimless are ushered around Ajijic as if they have a purpose.
But Aimlessness is hard to cure so the ultimate solution is called The Ark of Ajijic. The water, the sense of doom, the lure of something to do calls couples, two by two, to this famous corner in the Zocalo almost like lemmings.
And when they arrive the Pied Piper and Piperess are waiting take them away and keep Real Estate Prices high..