The winner, based solely on his ability to pick which man on the bench was Mexican (and had something truthful to say), is
It became even more charming when I found out the meaning of Pinches Güerito
Pinche is strongly associated with cursing in Mexican Spanish. You guess.
Güerito and güerita are the diminutive form of “güero” and “güera,” which refer to light skinned, usually blonde people (but not always blonde). In many cases they also have blue, green, etc. colored eyes.
Runner up was based on his ability to combine sports and the arts in a truly San Miguel way.