Men are born without the Matching Gene.

They seem to have no idea of what “Goes together”.

Hence you see plaid Bermuda shorts with a striped shirts and a complete lack of awareness that they don’t Match.

That is why men marry because all women are born with the Matching Gene.

My mother instilled in me the Concept of Matching.

I couldn’t go out the door when I was a kid, if I didn’t match.

I am still not sure why it is important to match but I do recognize men who don’t Match.


Imagine my surprise at a Communist Gathering in San Miguel to see a woman who lacked the Matching Gene.

Something terrible has gone wrong here. I hope it isn’t that the Magic has gone awry