Have you ever gone to a restaurant for dinner and been more interested in the conversation at another table than at your own?

There is something about overhearing a conversation and trying to fill in all the blanks.

Does this one go:

Is that Salsa on my blouse?

Or

Darling, is that your husband’s shirt?

Or the best contributed by a reader

Darling, is that salsa on your husband’s blouse?