“All my friends know that I’d rather shop than eat”

“A woman can’t be too rich or too thin.”

“(Upon a guest admiring her pansies) “Do you mean the ones in my garden or at my table!””

“No man is ever allowed to touch me below the Mason-Dixon line.”

“It would take four ordinary duchesses to make one Duchess of Windsor.”

“Old people like me are such bores, the way they forget things.”

“Nobody has the right to come to a party and sit there like a piece of furniture.”

Can you be too thin?

Appears not.