Everyone is talking about the Travel Advisory issued for San Miguel. Newspaper reports all talk about the State Department warning. So I decided to find the actual travel warning on the US State Department site. There is no warning listed for San Miguel. The warning was issued by the Consul General in Monterray . There is no advisory warning lists on the State Department site.
But from reading newspaper reports you would think it was a State Department Advisory.
Again the Media has not be very responsible in attributing the warning to the correct agency.
So if you found this site from googling Safety in San Miguel de Allende I need to alert you the top ten dangers in San Miguel.
Danger 10 The Bridge or Road to Mega
If you eat you will eventually have to go to Mega to buy American food staples – balsamic vinegar and Dijon Mustard.
If you go by taxi then you have no danger.
If you walk there, then you are faced with a life and death decision.
Do I walk up the stairs and along the bridge or do I dash across the road when there is a break in the traffic?
It is a choice between a heart attack and being hit by a car? It is even more fun now that they have created barriers to run across the road. It now involves jumping and running.
Danger 9 – Buying Chicken from Pollo Feliz on Wednesday
Every Wednesday Pollo Feliz sells one and a half chickens for the price of one chicken. The line-ups are huge.
The danger is the half chicken – sometimes you get the wrong part.
Danger 8 – The Wrong Conversation
San Miguel is a bit liberal so you must be very careful when you talk to expats. Most are Democrats and the Republicans haven’t organized themselves as of yet as they can’t seem to find each other.
So never never say you like Fox News. If you do no one will speak to you again.
The sidewalks in San Miguel are about one foot wide.
Two people can not pass each other unless one steps into the street. (See Danger 4).
So when walking on the sidewalks you are constantly faced with a showdown between you and the person walking towards you. Either you go on the street or they do?
But the real danger are the telephone poles in the non World Heritage Places. The telephone poles have been buried in the World Heritage parts of San Miguel but in other places you are faced with a death defying situation
Can I squeeze through the space or must I walk on the street?
Danger 6 -Petting Zoos or not
These are not petting burros but working burros.
Touch them at your peril.
Danger 5 – Happy Hour Downsides
There are several dangers here.
The first one is drunken seniors. Nothing is worse than a drunken granddaddy who thinks he is 21 again.
The second danger is mistaking the children’s play area in Parque Juarez and an exercise area late at night
Danger 4 Topes and Cobblestone
Never put your wine bottles in the trunk. Hug them in your lap or bring a blanket with you when you shop to wrap them in.
The second danger here are the cobblestones.
They make San Miguel quaint but they are hell to walk on.
Everywhere you look there are fallen seniors all over the roads who have tripped on a cobblestone. Don’t pick them up as they are good warning signs.
Danger 3 – Mistaking commonly found items for Art
A lot of art is weird.
Using commonly found objects is big here.
So this is either a urinal or an art installation.
Using it inappropriately may lead to severe consequences.
Danger 2 – Choosing the Wrong Bench
Choose carefully where you sit as other tourists will want to talk to you.
You may experience interesting conversation or two hours of ailments and what is wrong with the world or how much magic your bench mate has experienced in the last day.
Bienes Raices means Real Estate Agents
These evil shops put pictures of house for sale in San Miguel.
Look but never, never go inside because once you do will end up buying a house in 2 days.