The Gangs of San Miguel are obsessed with restaurants.
The Civil List abounds with personal reviews of every eating experience in San Miguel. One bad review and you are doomed
Everybody is a critic but that is about to change with a new restaurant that is opening in San Miguel.
The Missionary Position Restaurant
A New Concept in Dining
Salida a Celaya #45
San Miguel de Allende, GTO
415 152 3367
A bit about us
We are Missionaries.
Over the years we have tried many ways to gather the flock. Few have worked until we decided instead of going to you, we would have you come to us.
In San Miguel the idea was simple – open a restaurant in San Miguel. Everyone will come at least once so that they have something to talk about. So come and be saved.
Jumping Jesus Chili
So single women of San Miguel, come and enjoy a delicious completely celibate hot dog. Sin without the guilt
Each of tortillas comes with the face of a holy person. Our most popular is the Virgin de Guadaloupe tortilla but give us advance notice and we can come up with the holy person of your choice on your very own tortilla
Other features in the restaurant
- Strolling Evangelicals
- Speaking in tongues waiters (English and Spanish
- Confessional stalls for praying or eating
- Free Bible with any order over 100 $ pesos
When say Soul Food, we mean it.
Review us at the risk of your soul