Generally straight men have little fashion sense. That is why their wives are in the men’s section, when I shop, looking for clothes for their husbands.

If ever you see a man shopping in the women’s section you know the clothes are for him not his wife.

So when you see a man dressed like this, you know he has no wife. You also know he isn’t gay. No gay man would dress like that.

So here you go ladies a single straight man in San Miguel.