I have decided to write a book about all the people in San Miguel.

Instead of an index I am going to issue nametags with each book you buy indicating what page you are on.

I am sure that this will be a new fashion statement in San Miguel

Conversations will go like this

Michelle of page 7. My goodness you were a dirty girl

Yes I was a dirty girl, Frank of page 76. You certainly did well on the stock market from that inside tip.

None of it has to be true but it will make residents a lot more interesting than they really are. So much better than the Doors of San Miguel.

Not sure what I should call it.